**Title: Aliens, Dogs, and Wally** **Verse 1** Once upon a time—don’t fact check me, please— Lived an Amazon named Wally, built like “don’t mess with me” And Victor Frankenstein, not so Amazon tall, Standing over yonder yelling, “Wrestling solves it all!” Wally’s in the craft room, glue gun overheating, Aliens on the sofa asking, “What are we eating?” TikTok on live, everybody yelling “HEYYY,” Aliens in the chat like, “We came to stay!” **Chorus** Five dogs, one dream, whole house insane, Aliens sipping tea like it’s perfectly plain Victor’s got a plan, Wally’s got spite, They’re stars of a world that don’t sleep at night Craft room kingdom, cosmic parade, Love and chaos, perfectly made **Verse 2** Five dogs acting rich, like they got a trust fund, Pogo, Mary Jane barking, “No photos, hun!” Smoky’s judging softly from the velvet chair, Chi Be tiny, but she runs the air E lie the Monkey Man stirs up the show, Royal in spirit, spoiled head to toe Victor’s over yonder pacing with a plan, Promoting wrestling to himself like, “I’m a brand, I’m a brand” Dreaming of a podcast, mic made of hope, Intro’s too loud, still learning to cope **Chorus** Five dogs, one dream, whole house insane, Aliens sipping tea like it’s perfectly plain Victor’s got a plan, Wally’s got spite, They’re stars of a world that don’t sleep at night Craft room kingdom, cosmic parade, Love and chaos, perfectly made **Bridge** Weather stays sunny, but Wally wakes wild, A queen with glue, brilliant and defiled Spite so polished, it sparkles in gold, Her heart still tender, though fierce and bold Aliens whisper secrets in rhyme, “Baby, you’ve ruled this space through time” **Verse 3** Beds everywhere, food on demand, Dogs looking at you like, “You wouldn’t understand.” Spoiled? Yes. Ashamed? No. Château Wally where oddballs glow Victor’s still pacing, ideas collide, Wally just laughs, “That’s why you’re mine.” **Chorus** Five dogs, one dream, whole house insane, Aliens sipping tea like it’s perfectly plain Victor’s got a plan, Wally’s got spite, They’re stars of a world that don’t sleep at night Craft room kingdom, cosmic parade, Love and chaos, perfectly made **Outro** So you better watch out, I’m warning you now, Before Wally snaps and the aliens bow Baby’s pushed, surprise in sight, Now you believe in aliens—yeah, that’s right Five dogs, love, and a cosmic spree, Once upon a time—true story, probably.